Courtesy of the massive memetic Petri dish known as “the Internet.” In true Internet fashion, I couldn’t find credit for this, either, I found it on, who found it via Reddit. So, kudos, if this is your handiwork.

Geek Alignment Chart

Also, I researched and began recording a podcast, but I’m so congested I sound like I’ve let out my sinuses to Holiday travelers, and decided it would be better just to skip it for this week. Sorry, all!